thread/coin tracking/inventory
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paucipanKEEPING:
Flower of Plenty: Toss an orb to your Álfar, oh Flower of Plenty~ Memes aside, it's just a withered looking flower with no powers, yet an almost sickly sweet scent. (received from Lady Freyja)
One Single Strabby: A...well there’s no sugarcoating it, this is a strawberry with googly eyes – and it’s alive, to boot. Seems to be pretty skittish! Comes with a printed note on a business card that says “DO NOT EAT” (it's name is B.B. and she loves the damn thing dearly okay)
40. Distinguished Dress - A beautiful, beautiful… article of clothing. (x8 she hates this thing so much she's wrapped around to loving it. may be seen wearing often. the other four were traded/given to her by Yeager. another was given by Sara, and another was given by flayn, and another was given by the machine?? i've lost track of how many she has)
57. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness. (x4 keeping in her sleeve pockets, thanks sylvando for helping her make them. got one from the machine and kept the ones from case 3's evidence pile)
61. “Social Distancing Device” - A six-foot-long staff, with a pointed blade at the end. Yep, it’s a spear! Has all the powers of a spear, too. Like stabbing.
05. Tea Variety Pack - An assortment of different teas, mostly green tea blends. If you find one you like, better hope another one of these drops, because there’s only one of each in here!
60. āPersonal Space Reminderā - A small handheld device that, when you press a button, generates an external current of electricity. Could be dangerous if you touched someone with the electric parts!
YARD SARDING:
54. The Dreaded Knarrevik - An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck!
67. Corkboard - A small bulletin board with some pins stuck into it! Perfect for making intricate displays about how everything’s connected, or about non-existent workers in the building you work at. (x2)
44. Bible+ - A copy of the Bible! Hang on, there’s an extra section at the back… why is there Lord of the Rings fanfiction in here?
31. Wizard Hat - A big pointy blue and silver hat! For commanding mystical energies, or maybe just looking like a dork.
38. Punk Jeans - A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit!
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here. (x2)
27. 9999 in 1 Game Device - A handheld device for playing retro games! There’s actually only about twenty, they just repeat in the menu until they reach 9999. Also they all suck.
11. Ten-Gallon Hat - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw!
68. Foam Dart Pistol - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough.
37. Wetsuit - A full skintight wetsuit! Somehow, despite the random nature of the vending machine, it fits you perfectly. (x2)
10. Diamond - Literally just a raw diamond, about the size of a pea, that looks freshly dug up from somewhere. (x2)
56. Pin-Up Calendar? - A calendar for the year 2015, featuring lurid pictures of… various robots? Sorry, Data and Shard. (x2)
20. Wooden Flute - Hand-carved and actually really nice. There’s not even really a drawback to this one.
29. Monopoly - An obscure version of Monopoly based on a cartoon you’ve never heard of called “The Rocket Kids.” But hey, it’s still Monopoly, everyone’s favorite game for building closer bonds with your friends and family! (x3)
68. Foam Dart Pistol - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough.
47. Bootleg Bear Plush - A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura... (x2)
36. Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
Iron maiden - A gaudy (but conveniently portable!) iron maiden from a mail-order catalog that can double as a sword carrying case. The inside is lined in red fabric and decorated with pictures of Alice.
28. Toy Laser Sword - A toy sword handle with a collapsible blade in one of several different colors! Not affiliated with any existing multimedia franchise.
19. Stuffed Kangaroo - About a foot tall, and… it’s a kangaroo, what do you want from me?
64. Snow Globe - A souvenir fromā¦ it looks like the realm of the dead? Perfect to put on a shelf and look at once in a while.
55. Free Trial Disc - A CD advertising 2000 hours of free internet. Man, these sure have gotten desperate, huh?
44. Bible+ - A copy of the Bible! Hang on, thereās an extra section at the backā¦ why is there a bunch of mustard-centric recipes in here?
42. Gingerbread House - A whole elegantly designed gingerbread house with all kinds of candy accents.
06. Hand-Made Paper - Just a loose stack of really fancy bespoke paper! To make those letters you write in case of your death really pop, you know?
TRASHED:
46. Hand Bra - Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world. (x2 hey humans, what the fuck???)
69. A Cool Refreshing Beverage - Nice! (dumped down a sink, gross)
23. A Gallon of Seawater - Literally just some seawater spills out onto the floor from the mouth of the vending machine. Why this? (rude!!!)
GONE/GIVEN AWAY:
25. Box of Chocolates - Wow, it’s just like life! Careful not to grab the one that just kinda tastes like it’s full of shampoo. (eaten)
Gawain - A scale replica figurine of the real much larger Knightmare Frame. (given back to Zero)
Kitty! - A very fluffy longhair calico. She seems to be quite intelligent. (given back to Lalli)
Ye Drustaniad: Secrets of ye Heart: An ancient, threadbare book with a bookmark marking the pages with the following passage. (given back to Jasper)
Flower of Plenty: Toss an orb to your Álfar, oh Flower of Plenty~ Memes aside, it's just a withered looking flower with no powers, yet an almost sickly sweet scent. (received from Lady Freyja)
One Single Strabby: A...well there’s no sugarcoating it, this is a strawberry with googly eyes – and it’s alive, to boot. Seems to be pretty skittish! Comes with a printed note on a business card that says “DO NOT EAT” (it's name is B.B. and she loves the damn thing dearly okay)
40. Distinguished Dress - A beautiful, beautiful… article of clothing. (x8 she hates this thing so much she's wrapped around to loving it. may be seen wearing often. the other four were traded/given to her by Yeager. another was given by Sara, and another was given by flayn, and another was given by the machine?? i've lost track of how many she has)
57. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness. (x4 keeping in her sleeve pockets, thanks sylvando for helping her make them. got one from the machine and kept the ones from case 3's evidence pile)
61. “Social Distancing Device” - A six-foot-long staff, with a pointed blade at the end. Yep, it’s a spear! Has all the powers of a spear, too. Like stabbing.
05. Tea Variety Pack - An assortment of different teas, mostly green tea blends. If you find one you like, better hope another one of these drops, because there’s only one of each in here!
60. āPersonal Space Reminderā - A small handheld device that, when you press a button, generates an external current of electricity. Could be dangerous if you touched someone with the electric parts!
YARD SARDING:
54. The Dreaded Knarrevik - An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck!
67. Corkboard - A small bulletin board with some pins stuck into it! Perfect for making intricate displays about how everything’s connected, or about non-existent workers in the building you work at. (x2)
44. Bible+ - A copy of the Bible! Hang on, there’s an extra section at the back… why is there Lord of the Rings fanfiction in here?
31. Wizard Hat - A big pointy blue and silver hat! For commanding mystical energies, or maybe just looking like a dork.
38. Punk Jeans - A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit!
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here. (x2)
27. 9999 in 1 Game Device - A handheld device for playing retro games! There’s actually only about twenty, they just repeat in the menu until they reach 9999. Also they all suck.
11. Ten-Gallon Hat - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw!
68. Foam Dart Pistol - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough.
37. Wetsuit - A full skintight wetsuit! Somehow, despite the random nature of the vending machine, it fits you perfectly. (x2)
10. Diamond - Literally just a raw diamond, about the size of a pea, that looks freshly dug up from somewhere. (x2)
56. Pin-Up Calendar? - A calendar for the year 2015, featuring lurid pictures of… various robots? Sorry, Data and Shard. (x2)
20. Wooden Flute - Hand-carved and actually really nice. There’s not even really a drawback to this one.
29. Monopoly - An obscure version of Monopoly based on a cartoon you’ve never heard of called “The Rocket Kids.” But hey, it’s still Monopoly, everyone’s favorite game for building closer bonds with your friends and family! (x3)
68. Foam Dart Pistol - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough.
47. Bootleg Bear Plush - A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura... (x2)
36. Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
Iron maiden - A gaudy (but conveniently portable!) iron maiden from a mail-order catalog that can double as a sword carrying case. The inside is lined in red fabric and decorated with pictures of Alice.
28. Toy Laser Sword - A toy sword handle with a collapsible blade in one of several different colors! Not affiliated with any existing multimedia franchise.
19. Stuffed Kangaroo - About a foot tall, and… it’s a kangaroo, what do you want from me?
64. Snow Globe - A souvenir fromā¦ it looks like the realm of the dead? Perfect to put on a shelf and look at once in a while.
55. Free Trial Disc - A CD advertising 2000 hours of free internet. Man, these sure have gotten desperate, huh?
44. Bible+ - A copy of the Bible! Hang on, thereās an extra section at the backā¦ why is there a bunch of mustard-centric recipes in here?
42. Gingerbread House - A whole elegantly designed gingerbread house with all kinds of candy accents.
06. Hand-Made Paper - Just a loose stack of really fancy bespoke paper! To make those letters you write in case of your death really pop, you know?
TRASHED:
46. Hand Bra - Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world. (x2 hey humans, what the fuck???)
69. A Cool Refreshing Beverage - Nice! (dumped down a sink, gross)
23. A Gallon of Seawater - Literally just some seawater spills out onto the floor from the mouth of the vending machine. Why this? (rude!!!)
GONE/GIVEN AWAY:
25. Box of Chocolates - Wow, it’s just like life! Careful not to grab the one that just kinda tastes like it’s full of shampoo. (eaten)
Gawain - A scale replica figurine of the real much larger Knightmare Frame. (given back to Zero)
Kitty! - A very fluffy longhair calico. She seems to be quite intelligent. (given back to Lalli)
Ye Drustaniad: Secrets of ye Heart: An ancient, threadbare book with a bookmark marking the pages with the following passage. (given back to Jasper)
